Tutorial: How to tell the difference between a Glock and a...

Tutorial: How to tell the difference between a Glock and a half-eaten Pop Tart

duhSince many educators these days apparently do not know the difference between a Glock and a half-eaten Pop Tart, we thought that a tutorial would be in order.

For the children, naturally.

Let’s start with the basics.

This is a half-eaten Pop Tart, courtesy of the Silicon Graybeard:

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This is a Glock 22 .40 caliber pistol, courtesy of Glock:

Glock22Even the most ardent liberal anti-gun teacher should be able to see the difference.

For starters, there is no frosting on the Glock, and the Pop Tart cannot accept a bullet, let alone a whole magazine.

There are many other things that can resemble the general shape of a gun, but they are not guns.  Consider, for example, this torn piece of paper:

A Philadelphia schoolgirl was terrorized in front of her class and called a murderer over a piece of paper like this – by an educator, who should be smart enough to know the difference between a piece of paper and a pistol.

In their anti-gun hysteria, educators across the country are terrorizing and abusing children because they simply refuse to apply common sense, and it’s been going on for a long time.

It’s time the hysteria and abuse ended.

If teachers cannot tell the difference between a pistol and a Pop Tart or a piece of paper, they have no business indoctrinating educating our children.

(Note: If you’re an educator and need additional instruction on this topic, let us know in the comments below and we’ll be more than happy to help.)

That is all.

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