As CFL contributor Steven H. Ahle noted earlier today, Barack Obama said we need better “ideas” to defeat ISIS, since his — such as they are — clearly aren’t working.

So Twitter users stepped up to the plate to do the job Obama obviously doesn’t want to do.  As Twitchy reported, blogger Caleb Howe provided some ideas:

#BetterIdeasForISIS Instead of beheading people, try using lemons. The fresh cut tropical scent will open your pores. And your hearts.

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— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) July 6, 2015

#BetterIdeasForISIS When you wanna throw someone off of a roof, try making a paper airplane. They go farther, and recapture your whimsy!

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) July 6, 2015

#BetterIdeasForISIS Killing infidels is old hat. Consider recruiting them to your bowling league. Remember, every strike is its own jihad.

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) July 6, 2015

#BetterIdeasForISIS Blood on your executioner's hood? Instead of detergent, try club soda!

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) July 6, 2015

Others got into the effort:

https://twitter.com/GlomarResponder/status/618178847176007680

#BetterIdeasForIsis when feeling the urge to behead or rape, book yourself for a Spa Day and pamper yourself. Just ask @POTUS

— Proud Deplorable (@LoriBlaney) July 6, 2015

#BetterIdeasForIsis Learn to Jazzercise, meet new people and feel better about your body. pic.twitter.com/l40TxQLBCg

— MarketRunner (@SWGaspar) July 6, 2015

BREAKING: Pentagon unveils new superweapon in the fight against ISIS.#BetterIdeasForISIS pic.twitter.com/XNcKlPmM4C

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) July 6, 2015

You get the idea.  I’ve got one or two of my own… Feel free to share your ideas below:

Related:

• Obama Says We Can’t Defeat ISIS With Guns…Must Use Ideas…WTH?
• Bad optics: Obama golfs as Iraq disintegrates under ISIS attacks
• President Obama fiddles as the world burns
• UK paper asks: Is Barack Obama the weakest President in history?
• Mark Levin warns: Obama preparing country for coup against Constitution
• Retired Army officer calls for ‘American Spring’ to oust Obama, other leaders
• Vet J. R. Salzman: Iraq takeover by ISIS result of Obama’s malice toward vets

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