Obama’s War on Methane…Says Cows Must Cut Flatulence by 25%

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Obama has declared that he will cut cow flatulence by 25%, but I don’t think it will work.  Since he’s been in office the bulls### has increased four fold.  What happens if a cow farts too much?  Will she have to plant a tree or buy methane credits?  Maybe they will pay a flat (ulence) tax.

This should be very interesting.  It will be Obama’s war against bovine women.  After all the males don’t give milk.  And how much difference will it really make?  Well, the new regulations will cost more and soon we will be buying Big macs for 10 bucks a pop.

Al Gore has recruited Eric Clapton to help him rewrite the lyrics to “Cocaine”.  Gore will sing lead and Clapton will back him up on lead guitar.  Hey, the cows could help with the wind instruments, huh?  Anyway, here is Al Gore singing “Methane”:

If you wanna yell and shout you gotta let it out , methane

If you wanna blow down, I’m gonna  have to frown, methane

We gonna cry, we gonna cry, we gonna cry, methane

If you give me bad news, you will be my shoes, methane

When the battles done, we gonna run, methane

We gonna cry, we gonna cry, we gonna cry, methane

If your gas is gone and you wanna ride on, methane

Don’t forget this jack, NG is whack , methane

We gonna cry, we gonna cry, we gonna cry, methane

We gonna cry, we gonna cry, we gonna cry, methane

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