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Libertarian 1st Senate Candidate to Have Sacrificed Goat and Drink His Blood

Major TomThat we know of anyway.

In my younger days, I was known to have sacrificed a virgin or two, (Not literally, but you got the idea) but it never entered my mind to sacrifice a goat and drink its blood.  In today’s politics, it may be a good thing.  Obama was the first black president.  Hillary is running to be the first female (sort of) president.  Augustus Sol Invictus is running to be the first US Senator to sacrifice a goat and drink its blood.

Invictus is the Libertarian candidate running to fill Marco Rubio’s soon-to-be vacant Senate seat.  Augustus Sol Invictus isn’t the name he was born with.  The name he chose for himself is Latin in nature and means,  “majestic unconquered sun.”  I think he should have changed it to Augustus Ipomoea Congesta Invictus.  That would translate to “Majestic unconquered morning glory”, because the man is a blooming idiot.

He is currently hacked off because the head of the Libertarian Party in Florida resigned over his campaign for Senate.  Invictus is accusing  Adrian Wyllie of running a smear campaign by pointing out that Invictus killed a goat and drank its blood and has also accused Invictus of recruiting Neo nazis to support his campaign.

Will this presidential election be the most important in American history?

Invictus readily admits killing the goat and drinking its blood:

“I did sacrifice a goat. I know that’s probably a quibble in the mind of most Americans.  I sacrificed an animal to the god of the wilderness … Yes, I drank the goat’s blood.”
Invictus also foresees a coming disaster and he claims many people do also.  (The world did end on Nov 6th, 2012 but the government and the Rothschilds have covered it up):

“I don’t think I’m the only person who sees a cataclysm coming, but I think I’m the only person saying it, and I think that scares people… I guess it makes me feel flattered that they think I am a threat to the stability of the system. It makes me think one man can make a difference.”

Ground control to Major Tom……

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