There was a guy where I grew up by the name of Junior Karnes. He wasn’t the brightest bulb in the pack but neither was he the dullest, mostly because he had a younger brother. One day he wandered into the blacksmith shop, which was the social epicenter of our small town.
The blacksmith had just taken a horseshoe out of the forge and Junior picked it up. He flung that horseshoe clear across the shop. I asked Junior, “What’s the matter Junior? Is it too hot?” and Junior replied, “Nope. It just don’t take me long to look at a horseshoe.”
That’s sort of like what happened in Hell, Michigan, where you can become mayor for a day for only $100. Gay porn writer Elijah Daniel paid the fee and became mayor for a day and set a precedent of being the only mayor of Hell to ever be impeached. This came about when Daniel issued a proclamation banning all heterosexuals from the city.
As acting mayor of Hell, Michigan I hearby ban all heterosexuals from entering our town. pic.twitter.com/uDuGWFATmS
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) August 30, 2017
“My ban is a copy-and-paste of Trump’s Muslim ban, but with heterosexuals instead,”he told the Huffington Post.
yes I am the first u.s mayor to ban heterosexuality but i hope my act of bravery will inspire fellow politicians to ban straights as well
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) August 30, 2017
What’s sad is that there are those on the left who would probably jump on the bandwagon…
In announcing his impeachment, Daniel promised it would not impact his run for the White House:
Although I enjoyed my time as mayor, I've been informed that I've been impeached as mayor of Hell. This will not effect my presidential run.
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) August 30, 2017
“It’s a great place to visit,” he said of the small unincorporated community of 72 people. “Donald Trump should go to Hell anytime.”
According to the Conservative Tribune:
So what was the point of this stupidity? To mock President Donald Trump, of course.
“My ban is a copy-and-paste of Trump’s Muslim ban, but with heterosexuals instead,” he told The Huffington Post.
Except that the president’s actual travel ban — not a Muslim ban — looks nothing like the garbage conceived by this liberal clown. Not only does the real ban not impose any fines whatsoever on any Americans, their religion notwithstanding, but it doesn’t even reference religion, period.
As noted by the Trump administration in a brief filed last month with the Supreme Court, the nations for which the ban applies have been identified as “presenting a heightened terrorism-related concern.”
And in light of these valid concerns, the president has sought to restrict access to citizens of these nations who wish to travel to the United States. The administration has also sought to impose fair vetting measures on any and all incoming travelers, immigrants and refugees.
Related:
- Trump scolds media, tells reporters immigration order not a ‘Muslim ban’
- Obama-appointed judge issues stay against Trump immigration ban
- Protests break out at JFK after incoming refugees detained; Libs falsely claim ‘Muslim ban’
- Hillary Clinton: Muslims ‘have nothing whatsoever to do with terrorism’ — Video
- Banning Muslims Not Only Constitutional But It’s the Law Since 1952
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