Hillary Clinton just took to the airwaves to reprise Humphrey Bogart’s portrayal of the iconic (and rather paranoid) Captain Queeg. And in true Hillary fashion, she placed the blame on her presidential loss on everything and anyone except the strawberries.
As the good folks at the Fox News Insider noted, the tally to date tops-out at a whopping 24 various entities, and of course, none of the reasons for losing has the last name of “Clinton”.
So far, the list of the guilty consists of;
- The Federal Bureau of Investigation
- James Comey
- The Russians
- Vladimir Putin
- Anti-American forces
- Low information voters
- Everyone who assumed she’d win
- Bad polling numbers
- Obama for winning two terms
- People wanting change
- Suburban women
- The New York Times
- Television executives
- Cable news
- Democrats not making the right documentaries
- Fake news
- Content Farms in Macedonia
- The Republican Party
- The Democratic Party
At an appearance yesterday, Clinton continued to blame Russian interference and fake news and dismissed the email investigation as a factor.
The list so far also includes the FBI, former FBI Director James Comey, people who assumed she’d win, the Democratic National Committee, the New York Times and fake Macedonian news sites.
Clinton also threw Netflix under the bus yesterday, claiming its conservative documentaries undermined her campaign.
“I was on the way to winning until the combination of Jim Comey’s letter on October 28 and Russian WikiLeaks raised doubts in the minds of people who were inclined to vote for me, but got scared off,” Clinton said at a Women for Women International event on May
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