Yes, Virginia, There Are Muslim Terrorists


Dear Editor,

I am 28 years old, and some of my liberal friends say there is no Muslim Terrorists.  Papa says if you see it in Red Statements, it’s so.  Please tell me the truth.  Are there Muslim Terrorists?

Virginia O’Hanahan

Dear Virginia,

Your little friends are wrong.  They have been affected by liberalism in a liberal age.  They do not believe anything they can see if it fails to match their ideology.  They believe nothing can be which is incomprehensible to their talking points.  All liberal minds, Virginia, are small, whether they be adults or children.

In This great universe of ours a liberal is a mere insect, an ant, in their intellect, as compared with the boundless world about them, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole truth and knowledge.

Yes, Virginia, there are Muslim Terrorists.  They exist as surely as hate and animosity and liberals exist.  And you know they abound and give your life it’s most fearful nightmares.  Alas!  How cheery would the world be if there were no Muslim Terrorists.  It would be as cheery as if there were no liberals.  There is a childlike faith in liberals, no facts, or common sense to make living with them tolerable, their existence.

We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight.  The eternal light in which childlike Terrorists live, no goal but see that the world is extinguished.  Not believe in Muslim Terrorists?  You might as well not believe fairies (see San Francisco)  You might get your papa to hire men to watch all the chimneys on September 11th eve to catch the Muslim Terrorists, but even if they do not see the Muslim Terrorists, what would that prove?

No one sees Muslim Terrorists till it’s too late, but that is no sign there are not Muslim Terrorists.  The most real things in the world are those that neither child nor liberal can see.  Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn?  Of course not but that’s no proof they won’t be there next LBGT parade. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the horrors that are unseen or unseeable by liberals.  You may tear apart a liberals “facts” and see what makes them tick, but their is a veil clouding their eyes, the unseen world they refuse to acknowledge exists.

The unseen world which not even the strongest man nor the united strengths of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart.  Only facts, common sense, irrefutable proof can push aside that curtain and view and picture the grotesque horror and death left behind.  Are they real?  Ah, Virginia, in all the world there is nothing else real and heinous.  No Muslim Terrorists?  Thank God they die, and they die forever.  (No 72 virgins)  A thousand years from now, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, they will continue to make sad the hearts of the survivors.