A post published Wednesday by Twitchy revealed how some on Twitter described ways to destroy Thanksgiving for liberal relatives. It seems only fair, since liberals love to ruin the holiday for everyone else with their talking points.
Beth B. wrote at Twitchy:
If your family is like the average American family, politics are a no-go at the dinner table. And Thanksgiving is no exception.
If you’re like me and you LOVE to pick a fight with other family members, especially over politics, here’s how to go about it on Turkey day.
Have an aunt or an uncle who is a liberal snowflake and loves everyone? This tactic might work the best:
Build a wall with your mashed potatoes. #HowToPoliticizeThanksgiving
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) November 22, 2017
Another person suggested this for the gun-control nut in the family:
We decided to take a trip over to Twitter just to see what others came up with, and we weren’t disappointed.
— Freedom_Fryz (@Freedom_Fryz) November 22, 2017
Hands off my turkey’s giblets, Planned Parenthood…
Here’s an idea for that lover of socialist wealth redistribution:
Dole out dinner portions based on how much taxes are paid by each family member and see who decides to protest, attack wealthier family members, and set the house on fire all in the name of #Antifa #HowToPoliticizeThanksgiving
— ChuckBaby (@TheChuckGilliam) November 22, 2017
Here’s another for that die-hard socialist in the family:
Here’s a sure-fire way to really trigger that left-wing Trump-hater:
Change your wifi password to “MAGA2020” for the day. #HowToPoliticizeThanksgiving
— Deplorable Karen (@KarenMichele828) November 22, 2017
And another one for the anti-gunner at the table:
Eat a piece of cheese 🧀 in the shape of a gun.#HowToPoliticizeThanksgiving
— Doubting Thomas (@OutrageDenied) November 22, 2017
Tell your family that eating only white meat is racist #HowToPoliticizeThanksgiving
— 🇺🇸🐇Dixie Darling 🌴♋️ (@DixieDarling6) November 22, 2017
Actually, it turns out Slate actually suggested that once.
Back in 2010, Ron Rosenbaum wrote:
The real Thanksgiving story is extremely dark, far darker than any leg and thigh meat.
Could fear of facing our dark history be behind the prejudice against dark meat? Or is there more to the darkness of dark meat that feeds that fear?
Here’s an idea for the family member who buys into all those crazy Trump-Russia conspiracy theories:
Invite your Russian neighbor to dinner. #HowToPoliticizeThanksgiving
— Greg F. (@straytski) November 23, 2017
And for those with family members who call everything racist:
Only allow family members that agree with you to sit at the big table cuz everyone else is racist #HowToPoliticizeThanksgiving
— mzee26 (@mzee26) November 22, 2017
And one of my personal favorites:
Use the chainsaw bayonet attachment on your AR-15 to carve the turkey.#HowToPoliticizeThanksgiving
— Ray G. (@rlg100619) November 22, 2017
Now that sounds like fun…
In the meantime, have a safe, happy and blessed Thanksgiving… And enjoy time with your family!
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