Twitter users explain how to destroy Thanksgiving for liberal snowflake relatives

Thanksgiving

A post published Wednesday by Twitchy revealed how some on Twitter described ways to destroy Thanksgiving for liberal relatives.  It seems only fair, since liberals love to ruin the holiday for everyone else with their talking points.

Beth B. wrote at Twitchy:

If your family is like the average American family, politics are a no-go at the dinner table. And Thanksgiving is no exception.

If you’re like me and you LOVE to pick a fight with other family members, especially over politics, here’s how to go about it on Turkey day.

Have an aunt or an uncle who is a liberal snowflake and loves everyone? This tactic might work the best:

Another person suggested this for the gun-control nut in the family:

We decided to take a trip over to Twitter just to see what others came up with, and we weren’t disappointed.

Hands off my turkey’s giblets, Planned Parenthood…

Here’s an idea for that lover of socialist wealth redistribution:

Here’s another for that die-hard socialist in the family:

Here’s a sure-fire way to really trigger that left-wing Trump-hater:

And another one for the anti-gunner at the table:

Actually, it turns out Slate actually suggested that once.

Back in 2010, Ron Rosenbaum wrote:

The real Thanksgiving story is extremely dark, far darker than any leg and thigh meat.

Could fear of facing our dark history be behind the prejudice against dark meat? Or is there more to the darkness of dark meat that feeds that fear?

Here’s an idea for the family member who buys into all those crazy Trump-Russia conspiracy theories:

And for those with family members who call everything racist:

And one of my personal favorites:

Now that sounds like fun…

In the meantime, have a safe, happy and blessed Thanksgiving…  And enjoy time with your family!

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