Tutorial: How to tell the difference between a Glock and a half-eaten Pop Tart

duhSince many educators these days apparently do not know the difference between a Glock and a half-eaten Pop Tart, we thought that a tutorial would be in order.

For the children, naturally.

Let’s start with the basics.

This is a half-eaten Pop Tart, courtesy of the Silicon Graybeard:


This is a Glock 22 .40 caliber pistol, courtesy of Glock:

Glock22Even the most ardent liberal anti-gun teacher should be able to see the difference.

For starters, there is no frosting on the Glock, and the Pop Tart cannot accept a bullet, let alone a whole magazine.

There are many other things that can resemble the general shape of a gun, but they are not guns.  Consider, for example, this torn piece of paper:

A Philadelphia schoolgirl was terrorized in front of her class and called a murderer over a piece of paper like this – by an educator, who should be smart enough to know the difference between a piece of paper and a pistol.

In their anti-gun hysteria, educators across the country are terrorizing and abusing children because they simply refuse to apply common sense, and it’s been going on for a long time.

It’s time the hysteria and abuse ended.

If teachers cannot tell the difference between a pistol and a Pop Tart or a piece of paper, they have no business indoctrinating educating our children.

(Note: If you’re an educator and need additional instruction on this topic, let us know in the comments below and we’ll be more than happy to help.)

That is all.


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Joe Newby

A 10-year veteran of the U.S. Marine Corps, Joe ran for a city council position in Riverside, Calif., in 1991 and managed successful campaigns for the Idaho state legislature. Co-author of "Banned: How Facebook enables militant Islamic jihad," Joe wrote for from 2010 until it closed in 2016 and his work has been published at Newsbusters, Spokane Faith and Values and other sites. He now runs the Conservative Firing Line.

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