Alrighty sports fans, today you get a twofer of an article. The gallery of gals who’ve been dissin’ the Dems, followed up with my endorsement of mysterious Based Mary to be on the Trump ticket.
First of all, I happily point out that much to the chagrin of more than a few liberal, anti-pretty female-types, the Twitter hashtag #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet is doing just that.
We all know that nothing infuriates Democrats (especially Democrat chicks) more than an attractive conservative women letting the world know in no uncertain terms that they support Donald Trump.
Obviously within that context, I feel compelled to share with those who’ve taken the time to click on this article certain images of the veritable flower of All-American womanhood in all their glory.
But Wait, There’s More…
In keeping with the spirit of this article, I also have decided to throw the considerable weight that comes with my political endorsements of the ever enigmatic Based Mary (AKA: @TrigglyCuck).
For those unfamiliar, our Mary was the young lady at UMass when Steven Crowder, Christina Hoff and Milo Yiaffleupagus hosted a panel discussion titled “The Triggering: Has Political Correctness Gone Too Far?”
The image of our Mary maintaining her demeanor, composure and Body Mass Index while the genetically unfortunate #TrigglyPuff flapped her meaty wings in an attempt to #OccupyFlight by actually beating the air into submission is possibly the best example of Us vs Them since Joe Rosenthal’s iconic photo of the flag raising on Mt Suribachi during the very bloody battle of Iwo Jima.
But I digress… without further eloquence, I submit for your approval some of my favorite examples of #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet, then followed up with a couple of clips featuring my newest heroine who I’d love to see on the ticket (sorry, Ivanka).
After all, it’s about time America has a smoldering hot Lebanese chick as our Veep. Or is she Persian or Coptic or Armenian or Greek or Assyrian or Punjabi or Mizrahi or Chaldean or Georgian? Not that it matters, but olive-complexioned with jet black hair IS the new blonde haired and blue eyed.
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Anyhow, on with the show…
The Saga of Based Mary
Now we have to deal with Based Mary making the best of a bad situation as she sits perilously close to #TrigglyPuffs “blast diameter of death” when the chow bell was wrung.
Just on guts alone, Based Mary deserves to be on the Trump 2016 ticket (sorry, Ivanka).
The AM Version
The FM Extended Cut Version.
- Andrea Tantaros booted from Fox News – at least for now
- Miss Puerto Rico Suspended and Forced to Apologize to Islamic Extremists
- The return of Andrea Tantaros – sort of