Cabinet Meeting. (Kerry is the one with the Botox I.V.)
John Kerry attends his first cabinet meeting and our good friend, the Powerhouse of Patriotism, got it for us.
Obama: We have a new addition. Tell us all your name and something about yourself.
Kerry: My name is John Kerry, I fought in Viet Nam where I received a hangnail and 3 purple hearts and I can see Rhode Island from my house.
Biden: That’s good. You can keep an eye on your yacht.
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In Unison: Shut up, Joe!!!
Obama: Is it fast?
Biden: Yes, it’s a swift boat.
In Unison: Shut up, Joe!!!
Obama: Can I come up for a ride sometime?
Kerry: Sure. And I’ll prepare a large tray of those shrimp snacks you like so much.
Obama: Thanks, John.
Biden: That way his rich white liberal friends will think you are with the caterer.
In Unison: Shut up, Joe!!!
Kerry: I met with Hilary Rosen yesterday, and she said I should play up my marriage with some kind of cute nicknake like BenLo.
Biden: How about Cash and Kerry? Dumb and Dumberer? Ter-Sissyboy?
In Unison: Shut up, Joe!!!
Obama: I’m counting on you to be every bit as knowledgeable and capable as Hillary was.
Kerry: What policy?
Biden: Well, he’s got that part down pat.
In Unison: Shut up, Joe!!!
Obama: Joe, I told you, John isn’t running for president in 2016.
Biden: Then explain the Kerry ’16 buttons your kids were wearing.
In Unison: Shut up, Joe!!!
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