The Skillful Sleuth Gets Kerryed Away

June 15, 2013

Cabinet Meeting. (Kerry is the one with the Botox I.V.)

John Kerry attends his first cabinet meeting and our good friend, the Powerhouse of Patriotism, got it for us.

Obama: We have a new addition. Tell us all your name and something about yourself.

Kerry: My name is John Kerry, I fought in Viet Nam where I received a hangnail and 3 purple hearts and I can see Rhode Island from my house.

Biden: That’s good. You can keep an eye on your yacht.

In Unison: Shut up, Joe!!!

Obama: Is it fast?

Biden: Yes, it’s a swift boat.

In Unison: Shut up, Joe!!!

Obama: Can I come up for a ride sometime?

Kerry: Sure. And I’ll prepare a large tray of those shrimp snacks you like so much.

Obama: Thanks, John.

Biden: That way his rich white liberal friends will think you are with the caterer.

In Unison: Shut up, Joe!!!

Kerry: I met with Hilary Rosen yesterday, and she said I should play up my marriage with some kind of cute nicknake like BenLo.

Biden: How about Cash and Kerry? Dumb and Dumberer? Ter-Sissyboy?

In Unison: Shut up, Joe!!!

Obama: I’m counting on you to be every bit as knowledgeable and capable as Hillary was.

Kerry: What policy?

Biden: Well, he’s got that part down pat.

In Unison: Shut up, Joe!!!

Obama: Joe, I told you, John isn’t running for president in 2016.

Biden: Then explain the Kerry ’16 buttons your kids were wearing.

In Unison: Shut up, Joe!!!