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Stop Breathing, You Climate Change Deniers!

Study shows human breathing contributes to "climate change"

A recent study by the Centre for Ecology and Hydrology in Edinburgh, UK stated that human breathing contributes to climate change by releasing methane into the atmosphere. Stop laughing. After I calmed down from laughing in hysterical reaction to the news, I wondered: could it be a roadmap for the radical morons’ plan to exterminate human life in an effort to “save the planet?”

Breathing 

According to Sean Moran at Breitbart, the study didn’t cover farts, only breathing.   But it did mention that the breathing issue would likely contribute more if farts were added.

Moran writes in excerpts from the study::

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“We would urge caution in the assumption that emissions from humans are negligible,” the study’s conclusion stated.

The study’s conclusion continued:

“We report only emissions in breath in this study, and flatus emissions are likely to increase these values significantly, though no literature characterises these emissions for people in the UK. Assuming that livestock and other wild animals also exhale emissions of N2O, there may still be a small but significant unaccounted for source of N2O emissions in the UK, which could account for more than 1% of national-scale emissions.”

The researchers did not find any connection between gases and diet.

“Concentration enhancement of both CH4 and N2O in the breath of vegetarians and meat consumers are similar in magnitude. Based on these results, we can state that, when estimating emissions from a population within the UK, diet or future diet changes are unlikely to be important when estimating emissions across the UK as a whole,” the study explained.” Sean Moran at Breitbart

So ask yourself: why would any so-called prestigious study claim that human breathing contributed to “global warming” unless there was an agenda behind it? The study used 328 samples from 104 volunteers for the study. Not a large sample, you’ll notice. And it claimed that the amount of “greenhouse gases” was less for younger volunteers than older ones, even though they did not focus on anything but breathing. (If you don’t see a red flag in that part, you’re dense). And females accounted for more than males (I’d challenge that statement- they couldn’t explain the difference).

They also found that diet didn’t seem to make any difference in methane production. I beg to differ: eating any kind of beans… well you get my drift.

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The UK is home to several radical environmental groups. Their viewpoints could become dangerous in the long run, especially as politically correct fools fall in behind them.

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Faye Higbee

Faye Higbee is the columnist manager for Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. She has been writing at Conservative Firing Line since 2013 as well. She is also a published author.

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