Elections

Pimp Runs For Harry Reid’s Seat as a Libertarian

One of America’s biggest pimps has decided to seek the Senate seat being vacated by Harry Reid as a Libertarian.  Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch and six other legal brothels in Nevada, has formed an exploratory committee as a lead in to his entry into the race.  Hof claims he has voted for democrats and republicans his whole life and both have ended up raising his taxes and adding more regulation for his business.  Besides his ownership of seven brothels, Hof  is a successful author and is the star of CatHouse, a reality show based on the Moonlight Bunny Ranch.

Interestingly, the hookers at his Moonlite Bunny Ranch have endorsed Hillary Clinton for president, presumably because they can appreciate a good screwing are used to hanging out with people who lie constantly.  It also brings up the possibility that Hof is running in order to make sure whoever is the eventual democrat running for the seat wins.

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