Have you heard the news? President Trump is a dictator and he’s going to use his power to silence the media and, oh, he’s also a fascist who hates different races and women; he’s kind of like Hitler in so many ways. That’s the new reality for the left.
Trump the dictator is real they tell us, and there’s so many stories about it. It can’t be all fake, come on. No matter what he says or does, it’s been done in the past by some fascist somewhere. When Trump suggested that certain news media outlets are enemies of the people the BBC noticed an important pattern (because that’s how this is done):
At a different time, in another country, it was effectively a death sentence. Being branded an “enemy of the people” by the likes of Stalin or Mao brought at best suspicion and stigma, at worst hard labour or death. Now the chilling phrase – which is at least as old as Emperor Nero, who was called “hostis publicus”, enemy of the public, by the Senate in AD 68 – is making something of a comeback.
Chilling! You know, it reminds me of Nero. Stalin, Mao. Weren’t these brutal dictators that killed a lot of their people? Yes. That’s what Trump’s statement reminds me of, too. Look, the BBC agrees. They even used latin words to describe it, so smart. Just like me.
Senator John McCain is still really upset because Trump made fun of him during the campaign for being a captured soldier (even Hitler didn’t do that, I think), said on NBC Meet the Press of the just-like-Mao-Stalin-Nero-statement, “that’s how dictators get started“. It’s a pattern everyone seems to be noticing about Trump. But McCain was being a bit too judicious:
“In other words, a consolidation of power,” McCain told “Meet the Press” host Chuck Todd from Munich. “When you look at history, the first thing that dictators do is shut down the press. And I’m not saying that President Trump is trying to be a dictator. I’m just saying we need to learn the lessons of history.”
He’s not saying…don’t put words in his mouth…dictators have a to-do list and right at the very top is shut down the press…No, not saying Trump, but you know what, he’s just starting out and he hates the press, hint, hint. It’s history, we have to learn you know, let’s not repeat.
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And since our new president is so despotic he’s fair game. Ever hear of the Hollywood producer Judd Apatow? Come on, yes you have. Bridesmaids? How about Anchorman? I know you know him. Anyway according the The Daily Beast he’s always wanted to be a stand-up comic and so he’s used his clout to finally get his chance. In his act he says that when Trump was elected he felt like “a person about to get raped, but I didn’t know how bad it would be…..I feel like I’ve just been raped and I just don’t know if I’m going to get murdered.” Stop it Judd, you’re killing me. About to get raped? Oh my, can I use that joke, I’ll buy it off you? Funny, funny, funny! He goes on:
…I mean, think about it: Hillary Clinton didn’t move out of the White House and her husband got a b#*job in it….Every day [Melania] is not in the White House is a day she’s not getting f#*d by Donald Trump….Wouldn’t you stay away?
Get it,”stay away”?
And then there are the “resistance” protests. You know how Trump wants to put all Muslims on freight trains and send them off to camps where they’ll all be killed along with Judd Apatow, the producer of Bridesmaids? Well there was a demonstration over this in Times Square.
Several news stories reported that Chelsea Clinton took her daughter Charlotte, age two, to this event. It was her “first protest”. The poor little girl had to be dragged into Times Square in the cold and she probably had a binky that resembled a gas mask holding a plastic club so she can pretend to break windows; at least that’s the right way to go about it.
The whole thing was pretend. Pretend that Trump is a dictator then have a block party so the participants can pretend they’re “protesting” in the streets. Then they pretend they’re all Muslims with ‘I am Muslim too’ signs. Then no one orders bacon for their pretend soy veggie burgers….it just went on and on and on. Nothing was real but it felt good to be resisting a dictator. The day before in Washington Square there was a make-believe funeral where they pretended president Trump was dead. You had to be there. Lots of jokes, lots of laughs. You don’t see the right having that much fun in their hateful protest do you?
Trump has to be a dictator. The left, when you think about it, is a resistance movement by nature but the problem is they’ve run out of things to resist. No one is being denied civil rights anymore and as such they have to invent new rights (men in ladies rooms for instance) new racists, a climate apocalypse and now a dictator. There is no closing up shop. It’s like losing an arm yet you still feel the pain or at least pretend to. If not Trump the bigot it would have been Jeb Bush just like it was the Tea Party and Reagan before them and Goldwater before that. Racist, all of them, with the intent of denying people rights and hating hating hating everyone. Nothing new here.
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