Muslim cleric Anjem Choudary: Islam tells us how to wipe after using the toilet

File this under “more information than you really wanted to know.”  Anjem Choudary, the radical Muslim cleric who basically said Muslims have the right to violate any law they wish in order to extract revenge for their prophet, informed the world that Islam even dictates how followers are to use the toilet.

The tweet sparked a great deal of ridicule on Twitter, Twitchy noted.

https://twitter.com/anjemchoudary/status/552031010976964608

@anjemchoudary Cause you can't think for yourself, of course.

— @[email protected] (@elronxenu) January 5, 2015

Congratulations @anjemchoudary. It's about time somebody spoke up for the rights of Muslims to indecently expose themselves in public!

— Robin ???????? (@ARudeMechanical) January 5, 2015

Why not.  According to Choudary, Muslims have a right to commit murder in order to avenge their god.  Naturally, it’s Islamophobic to disagree…

@GodlessRobin @Brewstermonk1 @anjemchoudary Does allah, the toilet obsessive, have clear instructions as to how we sit on a toilet seat?

— FireSalamander (@TallDaveSE11) January 5, 2015

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Good question.

@TallDaveSE11 @Brewstermonk1 @anjemchoudary I presume one would have to face Mecca to avoid showing your arse to Mohammed?

— Robin ???????? (@ARudeMechanical) January 5, 2015

Perhaps the best response:

God says: go piss up a rope MT @anjemchoudary how we go to the toilet & in which direction we relieve ourselves, must be based on revelation

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 8, 2015

Recently, Choudary got into a heated discussion with Newsmax’s Steve Matlzberg and started the discussion by asking if Malzberg is a Jew:

He also got into it with Sean Hannity:

Fortunately, Choudary didn’t go into detail about the approved method of using the toilet…

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