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How a Backpack of White Mice Freaked Out Pro-Hamas Protesters

Twitchy often makes us laugh out loud, but this one is a real rib-cracker: a student pitched a backpack full of white mice into the UCLA pro-Hamas encampment. And the antisemitic morons are freaked out, calling it a “Zionist plot.”

The first thing to notice is that the supposed college students can’t spell “threw.” Or flat don’t know the difference from “through.” I personally think it’s the latter.

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The second thing to notice is that they believe the white mice were “injected with something.” Aside from the paranoia of thinking it is biological warfare unleashed against their egregious protests, they seem to be ignorant of the medical/nutritional part of their own school. Our daughter spent part of her post-graduate program injecting white mice with various substances. After turning mice pink for several months, she decided to become a doctor to avoid such boring duties. Point is: injecting mice is often part of school training in the medical/nutritional/science area.

It’s not a “Zionist plot.” It’s not biological warfare either. It is funny, however.

Some of the responses from the leftists included:

“Injected w what? How do you know that?? Need more evidence but could constitute bio weapons attack.” @samhusseini

“this is how the plague started in europe” @pacifistlib

“this is biological warfare. arrest the Zionists for terrorism.” @gbennylola

On the other side:

“Just some of your brothers from the tunnels. Enjoy the family reunion.”  @mhanrahanYUL

“College student” doesn’t know the difference between through vs threw but then again they can’t tell time with a analog clock. @JustaCi54400863

“Those look like mice from a lab that managed to escape. That’s someone’s experiment running around!” @Lublinereric

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Faye Higbee

Faye Higbee is the columnist manager for Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. She has been writing at Conservative Firing Line since 2013 as well. She is also a published author.

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