Canada Free Press to ‘Dracobama’: ‘Take your fake fangs and head back to your coffin’

dracobamaAn article published Sunday at the Canada Free Press calls Obama “Dracobama” and minces no words, telling the president to “take your fake fangs and head back to your coffin.”

The post was written by Paula Helton, who was identified as a Tea Party activist in Gainesville, Fla., and starts with a poem:

“He dwells in the dark like a blood sucking ghoul,
But Dracobama is naught but a fool.
He stamps his feet like a petulant child,
As around the world he is laughingly reviled.

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On our WWII vets fear he tried to impart,
But our military heroes drove a stake through his heart.
Against Dracobama no garlic is needed,
As the garden of tyranny soon will be weeded.

You’ll learn Dracobama the American people
Will not cower from you like meek little Sheeple.
Our resolve to defeat you will never soften,
So take your fake fangs and head back to your coffin.”

Helton was just getting warmed up, however:

I admit to being a horror movie buff and, especially during this time of year, haul them out to watch yet again. One thing you learn is most of the monsters in these flicks are not invincible. Jason and Michael Meyers are the exceptions to this rule.  No matter how you try to kill them, they keep coming after you. In that respect, I believe the tea party may be Jason and Michael to Dracobama and the ghouls of the left.  They have been trying to destroy us for years, yet here we are still fighting against them.

Dracula was the stuff of children’s nightmares until you realized he was afraid of garlic. Just how scary can a monster be if you can frighten him away with a vegetable you grow in your garden?  In this regard, the tea party may well be Dracobama’s garlic.  Make no mistake, this faux ghoul fears us. He has made that abundantly clear in his attacks the last few years.

You really need to read the whole thing, here.


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