Biden Regime: Wear Masks, Practice Social Distancing During Nuclear Attack



The U.S. government’s Ready.Gov website is a handy little gift to ordinary Americans, from the bureaucrats of President Sock Puppet… which gives advice what to do in every imaginable type of disaster.  Biden administration bureaucrats and cabinet members seem to manifest various types of insanity. And it’s on display at Ready.Gov.

This handy Biden – Obama Administration website tells us as we enter a period of war, that Americans should wear a mask and maintain six feet social distancing in the event of a nuclear explosion.

No, this is not a joke, it’s real. Here is some of the amazing advice of the Biden – Obama Administration’s team. If you ever wondered how the Democrat administration spent all those trillions of dollars. This amazing website is a good example. It tells us, in case of a nuclear explosion…  “Get inside the nearest building”… so far, so good. Unless there are gender issues about the restrooms…

“Go to the basement or middle of the building. Stay away from the outer walls and roof…” so far so good, and then things begin to get a little strange as the mental state of the Washington DC bureaucrat mentality shines through.

“Try to maintain a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who are not part of your household. If possible, wear a mask if you’re sheltering with people who are not a part of your household,” the website states. “Children under two years old, people who have trouble breathing, and those who are unable to remove masks on their own should not wear them.”

I must comment on this advice. This Ready.Gov message is disconcerting to pandemic rules purists. It’s not understandable why the government geniuses who wrote this advice are giving a pass to children under two years old and people with breathing difficulties. After all, they could infect someone during the nuclear explosion, couldn’t they?

How can it be that these groups get an exemption from the mask mandate?

As I was becoming disconcerted that this advice must be misinformation, something clicked, I saw a sort of hidden message in Ready.Gov:

What better way to for our government to end the pandemic than a nuclear war! After all, although the Corona-19 virus and it variants have proven very resilient, could they withstand the temperatures of nuclear explosion? After all the fireball of a nuclear blast is hotter than the sun at about 14,000 degrees. Worse even than Global Warming.

And to add to the wonderful antiviral effect of the heat, the effect on the virus of the shock waves.nuclear
As we see in this photo (a March 1953 US nuclear test), which shows beyond a shadow of a doubt, those pesky viruses are finished!

But in any case, in case of a nuclear attack, be sure to social distance and wear your mask!

And never fear, our friendly government bureaucrats continue on with this advice on how to react to a nuclear bomb being dropped in your neighborhood.

Our well-paid guides explain that the worst effects of the blast are in the first few hours, particularly if it’s dropped directly on your home.

Which is why Americans should stay inside for at least 24 hours while continuing to wear a mask and “practice social distancing.”

And then, just to assure we are well trained in nuclear survival, the Obama education corps tell us:
“Hand sanitizer does not protect against fall out,” hmm that’s very disappointing.

“Stay inside for 24 hours unless local authorities provide other instructions. Continue to practice social distancing by wearing a mask and by keeping a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who are not part of your household,”

Not yet done, our bureaucrats give us more friendly advice (I mean with government salaries of between $65,000 and $120,000 a year, they won’t skimp on words), how to prepare for a nuclear weapon dropped on our home:
“try to bring items that can help protect yourself and your family from COVID-19, such as hand sanitizer that contains at least 60 percent alcohol, cleaning materials, and two masks per person.”

And to show how much they care, our friendly Washington DC Biden – Obama government even discusses overcoming mental health problems which are associated with being incinerated.

“Know that it’s normal to feel anxious or stressed. Take care of your body and talk to someone if you are feeling upset. Many people may already feel fear and anxiety about the coronavirus 2019 (COVID-19). The threat of a nuclear explosion can add additional stress,”

Then of course they try to scare the hell out of us with more advice that nuclear attack on your house can occur “with or without a few minutes warning.”

But all’s well that end’s well in La-La-Land. So similarly, as every day Jen Psaki tries to soothe us with horrific lies, our nuclear guides let us know: just follow the Washington bureaucrats’ advice, and all will be well. No problem.
“Nuclear explosions can cause significant damage and casualties from blast, heat, and radiation but you can keep your family safe by knowing what to do and being prepared if it occurs,”

That’s right. Just follow orders of these mentally ill psychopaths, and everything will be fine. We can trust them. Look at what a great job they did to help the Ukrainian people.

(Note: No one in this post is accused of committing a crime. This post is an analysis by experts of possible behavior.  Criminality can only be determined in a court of law. All are presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty in a court of law.

This post is a theoretical analysis of various possibilities. Based on the study by various experts of past behaviors.)

Dr. Joel S Holmes is an engineer who has specialized in alternative energy and code-cracking.
His new bombshell book, Russian Eagle – Obama White House shines a light on the new Obama-Biden administration’s hidden ties to Russia. And how these have led to the totalitarian takeover of our government today in the US. And importantly, how 8 years of Obama and 1 year of Biden, led to the military invasion of Ukraine.

It shines a light on all the key Obama – Biden players and how they have been acting in the interests of a foreign power. This book shows why Obama-Biden have now in the Ukraine battle for survival, surrendered to Russia, and what their surrender means to us today. Importantly, there are in Russian Eagle – Obama White House clear methods of how to use constitutional rights and protections to turn things around peacefully, quickly, and effectively.


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