Alligator Alcatraz is an ICE facility in Florida at an abandoned airfield in Everglades National Park. The joke has been that detainees can’t escape because they’re surrounded by alligators in the swamp. But when Kristi Noem mentioned that red states should take it as a blueprint for them to build facilities like it, X lit up with fanciful ideas.
Alligator Alcatraz to Grizzly Gulag
Alligator Alcatraz can be a blueprint for detention facilities across the country. It will provide DHS with the beds and space needed to safely detain the worst of the worst.
Under the leadership of @POTUS Trump, this is the exact kind of solution that happens when we work… pic.twitter.com/DxvvkDI3G3
— Secretary Kristi Noem (@Sec_Noem) July 2, 2025
ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ: MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN! 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/kfMZuMwc9N
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) July 1, 2025
Will this presidential election be the most important in American history?
And the jokes spawned from Alligator Alcatraz began:
Fox News asked Alaska about opening an immigration detention center similar to the one in Florida:
“We don’t have alligators, but we have lots of bears.” 🤣pic.twitter.com/yczq0Perf3
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) July 2, 2025
Good one.
I was thinking the “Grizzly Gulag”. pic.twitter.com/ftvyH2rlzE— Weeda P Pole (@WeedaPPole) July 2, 2025
Oklahoma has Copperheads, Fire ants & don’t forget Bigfoot‼️
— GreyWarrior (@GaskillRebecca) July 2, 2025
Keep in mind that moose are extremely dangerous if confronted. They can kick and attack with their antlers…just sayin’.
Mooses and bears, might work….. pic.twitter.com/NPhhqgxPCc
— Mooses Felix 🇺🇸 (@MoosesFelix) July 2, 2025
Good one.
I was thinking the “Grizzly Gulag”. pic.twitter.com/ftvyH2rlzE— Weeda P Pole (@WeedaPPole) July 2, 2025
Cheers to what should be up next —
Kodiak Alcatraz!
Bears outside the Bars, here we come.
😂😅🤣 pic.twitter.com/M65JVBXt8S— 45 — 47 (@MeanTweetsRule) July 2, 2025
Kodiak bears are grizzly bears. Which are brown bears. Which will eat you.
Damn that’s great news, we’re ready 🥳🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/A3sIzuOJqv
— JR. (@juniorpazzzz) July 2, 2025
The humor was lost on the left, as they whined and screamed about it being mean. They are irrelevant and are just grumpy, humorless fools.
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