Texas Democrat introduces measure fining men $100 each time they masturbate

Joe NewbyMarch 22, 2019

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Earlier this month, CNN reported that Texas state Rep. Jessica Farrar, a Democrat — of course — proposed a measure that if passed into law, would fine men $100 every time they masturbate.

The measure also imposes a 24-hour waiting period on men seeking Viagra, a colonoscopy or a vasectomy.

Farrar knows her stupid measure won’t get very far, but it’s not really meant to. It’s just a bit of revenge on her male counterparts.

According to CNN:

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Farrar has long been an advocate of women’s health in a state that has made it extremely difficult for women to get abortions. And the bill, by pointing out a sexist double standard, is meant to shine a light on the obstacles women deal with when it comes to their health care.

“Let’s look at what Texas has done to women,” Farrar told CNN. “What if men had to undergo the same intrusive procedures?”

Farrar’s bill would penalize men for masturbation because such behavior is a failure to preserve the sanctity of life and “an act against an unborn child.”

Even the bill’s name — “A Man’s Right to Know Act” — is a jab at a pamphlet Texas doctors are required to give women seeking abortions.

Republicans aren’t exactly impressed with Farrar’s childishness, CNN said.

“I’m embarrassed for Representative Farrar. Her attempt to compare to the abortion issue shows a lack of a basic understanding of human biology,” state Rep. Tony Tinderholt said in a statement.

“I would recommend that she consider taking a high school biology class from a local public or charter school before filing another bill on the matter.”

And it seems Texas isn’t the only place where unhinged Democrats proposed blatantly idiotic measures aimed at men.

A measure sponsored by five female Democrat representatives in Georgia states that “Any male 55 years of age or older shall immediately report to the county sheriff or local law enforcement agency when such male releases sperm from his testicles.”

According to WRDW:

Kendrick made waves online after she tweeted she intended to introduce a “testicular bill of rights” that would seek to regulate male sex organs. It was in response to the House’s passage of HB 481, dubbed the “heartbeat abortion bill,” that would ban abortion after a fetal heartbeat is detected – usually at around 6 weeks.

Kendrick told Rolling Stone she’s aware that her measure has little chance of passing (it’s already past the deadline for submitting new legislation), but she said it is meant to call attention to the “absurd” double standard women are being held to.

According to the House website, HB 604 was introduced by Reps. Park Cannon (D-Atlanta), Renitta Shannon (D-Decatur), Donna McLeod (D-Lawrenceville), Sandra Scott (D-Rex) and Kendrick March 11. It does not appear to have been assigned to a House committee at this time.

It seems that in addition to being a direct threat to the United States, Democrats are also too immature to propose any meaningful pieces of legislation.

Perhaps Republicans in these states should introduce a measure fining Democrats ungodly sums of money for filing such stupid measures.

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